DRUNK SONNET 56
IF I AM NOT A HEART ATTACKTHEN I AM A SHARK ATTACKI JUST BIT SOME LEG OFFOF I DON'T KNOW WHATI LIVE MY LIFE LIKE I EAT MY BURRITOSWITHOUT REMORSE, WITH HEART, LIKE A SHARKATTACKING A BUILDING IN THE...
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I HAVE MELTED THE BULLSHIT ACROSS MY CHESTI HAVE SMELT IT EVERY NIGHTEVEN IF I HAVE NOT DELT ITFUCK THIS POEMFUCK ALL THESE POEMSFUCK ALL POEMS POEMS CANNOT CONSOLEPOEMS ARE ALL LIKE WHA WHA WHATHIS...
View ArticleDRUNK SONNET 59
I APOLOGIZE TO ALL MY FRIENDS FOR MY DISAPPEARANCEFOR MY NOT CALLING, MY STRANGENESS, FOR ALL THE DRINKS I WON'T HAVE TIME TO BUY YOUFOR ALL THE DRINKS I OWE YOU, FOR THE TIMEI WOULD RATHER HAVE...
View ArticleI WANT TO BE A SOUTHERN WRITER
I'MA BE DEAD BY THE TIME I'M 49DEAD WITH A GUN NEXT TO MY BODYNO BULLET HOLES OR NUTHIN'IT WEREN'T NO BULLETS KILLED MEIT WERE THE CHICKEN BONE I GOT LODGED IN MY THROAT
View ArticleI LIKE TO JUMP AND GO "EEEEP!" WHEN SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE LOOKS AT ME
WHENEVER THERE IS R & B MUSIC ON I FEEL FUCKING STUPID. IT'S DISGUSTING SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE BECOME COMFORTABLE WITH. I HAVE A HARD TIME SLEEPING BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS WORRIED SOMETHING AWESOME...
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WHEN YOU WANT NOTHINGTHERE IS NOTHING.NO ONE CAN FORCE YOUTO DO ANYTHINGUNLESSBY MEANS OF VIOLENCE.AND EVEN THENTHINGS ARE IFFY.SO YOUTRY TO RELAXANDSETTLE INTOCOMFORT.I'VE FORGOTTENHOW THIS FEELS.I'M...
View ArticleIF I DELETE ALL MY INTERNET PROFILES WILL YOU LOVE ME COMPLETELY
MY NAME IS ON SO MANY DUMB THINGS. SOMETIMES I FEEL FAMOUS WHEN I GET A GOOGLE ALERT.THEN I FEEL LIKE KILLING MYSELF. I WONDER IF I CAN DROWN MYSELF IN PEANUT BUTTER.SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY...
View ArticleTHE NUMBERS 1 - 4 AND SOME WORDS
1.TODAY I ATE LUNCH ALONE IN A DINER AND AS I ATE I FELT LIKE DEATH IS A CONTINUOUS FUCKING OF THE VEINS BY GOD.TOMORROW I WANT TO EAT LUNCH INSIDE OF YOU BUTINSTEAD OF FEELING SAD, I WANT TO FEEL LIKE...
View ArticleI LOVE YOU, I MEAN, I'M SORRY
WHAT DID I MEAN BY "YOUR DRESS, YOUR BLACK DRESS, YOUR FACE, KNIFE ME."AND SOMETIMES, THE BLACKENING OF YOU AGAINST THE DAY WOULD DRINK MEUNDER THE TABLE AND WARN ME WITH A GLANCE. BUT THESE DAYS,...
View ArticleLET DOWN PRAYER / I HAVEN'T WRITTEN A DRUNK POEM IN A WHILE
AND MAYBE THIS IS OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATIONBUT I AM NOT OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATIONAND YOU ARE NOT OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATIONSO WHAT IS THIS?IF WE WADDLED AROUND THE LAMPPOSTS LIKE A COUPLE OF...
View ArticleHERE IS A POEM CALLED I LOVE YOU CALLED I LOVE YOU CALLED I LOVE YOU ETC.
LOOK AT A MAP OF THE EARTHAND TRY TO FIND MEI AM ALL OVER THAT SHITWHERE ARE YOU? ALL OVERTHAT SHIT TOO?AWESOMEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?MINE IS BLUEWHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE OCEAN-BOUND MAMMAL?MINE IS...
View ArticleI HEART GOD NOISE
IF I AM NOT IN CONSTANT CONVERSATION WITH YOU I FEEL LIKE SHITI THINK THIS IS WHY SOME PEOPLE LIKE THE IDEA OF GODAND SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE COMMUNICATING WITH SOMETHINGBUT FOR THE EXACT SAME...
View ArticleTHE CO-FOUNDER OF THIS BLOG WROTE A BOOK IN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW. THE...
DANIEL BAILEY'S DRUNK SONNETS IN A BOOK
View ArticleTHINGS TO CONSIDER BEFORE SEX DEATH / THINGS THAT REMIND ME OF KISSING AND...
THIS LONELY EARTH IS A WEIRDMOTHER FUCKER BUT SOMETIMESWHEN I HOLD MY BREATH I FEEL FREEBUT I ALSO FEEL MY BODY START TOFAIL, WHICH IS A FORM OF CONSTRAINT.OKAY, SO I'M NOT HOPEFUL. APPARENTLYFREEDOM...
View ArticleHOW TO DRAG YOURSELF AROUND, IF YOU MUST
WHATEVER GOES UPON TWO LEGS IS AN ENEMYFOR THE STREETCAR THAT DRIVES OVER YOUR LEGS, FORTHE MODERNITY IN THAT PITCH YOU REACH WHEN YOU GETMAD. INTO KNOWING, INTO PITCHED FAILURE THROUGH US.WILD, UH,...
View ArticleSUNDAY MORNING TRADEMARK BUTTERFLY KISSES/E-COMMERCE
EVERY STREET I CROSSED TONIGHTREMINDED ME OF A ZIPPER. THAT'S ABOUT IT.EXCEPT, WELL, NOT REALLY. I HAVE TOTELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE HARD GROUND.THE TRUTH IS -- IT'S NOT THAT HARD. YOU CANSCOOP IT UP...
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